RESIDENT TEE – WHITE

There is a specific type of person who has never accidentally turned their white laundry pink. They are either very careful, very lucky, or they don't own anything white to begin with. The third group is, statistically, the largest. White clothing demands something from you. Attention. Respect. A completely separate wash cycle and a mild ongoing anxiety that most therapists are not equipped to address. It is, objectively, the most high-maintenance colour in the wardrobe. Chosen almost exclusively by optimists and people who don't go outside very much.

We made this for people who go outside very much. White T-shirt. SALTY logo on the chest, bigger one on the back. It will not stay white forever. Nothing out here does. The point isn't the white. The point is what happens between now and the moment it isn't anymore.

Note: The RESIDENT TEE in the photos has had its sleeves removed. By Wendall, who bonked, and Luisa, who still regrets it. The tee ships with sleeves. We recommend keeping them.

THE HONEST DESCRIPTION

WHITE. FOR NOW. LOGO CHEST. LOGO BACK. MOUNTAINS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY. WORE IT ONCE. WORE IT AGAIN. STILL WEARING IT. THE COLOUR IS DIFFERENT NOW. THAT'S OKAY. SO ARE YOU.